do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE I HAVE
For the first time in a long time, I’m too function to drunk.
in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes